Joey Miller

Full name: joseph andrew miller
Nickname(s): joey,jamtastic, jam
Height:6
Birth date:november 12, 1985
School: HS:conroe College:OU
Boxers or Briefs:Boxers
Bacon bits or croutons: croutons
Favorite salad dressing: ranch
Do you drink? as much as possible. actually quit a ways back.
What type of deodorant do you use: deodorant?
Favorite shampoo or conditioner:  Suave
Do you make fun of people? Almost everyday
Favorite color: Grey
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? You bet your ass
Best friends online/offline: monorom . leslie n. stephen s. josh p. 
One pillow or two: like 4
Pets: 5 cats three dogs.
Favorite movie(s): clock work orange, pieces of april, three amigos, love actually, bend it like becham, full metal jacket, pulp fiction, both kill bills, resevoir dogs, shawshank redemption, moulan rouge, music man, almost famous, amelie, and monsiour ibraham
Favorite types of music: anything with a harp or electric bagpipe
Hobbies: filling out surveys
Dream car: 1999 pontiac sunfire with a bunch of scratches and peeling wheels
Type of car you drive: 1999 pontiac sunfire with a bunch of scratches and peeling wheels
Phrases you overuse: "i do what i can" "cock bag" " urine"
Toothpaste: i recycle my toothpaste. 
Favorite food(s): italian and asian
Favorite soft drink: F*** soft drinks
Favorite alcoholic drink(s): Urine
Piercing or tattoos: Naval , toungue, penis, and...... left big toe
Most romantic thing that has ever happened to you:  Held monorom for like 48 hours while twirling in circles and having rose petals thrown on us from 20 ft in the air. 
Do you get along with your parents: ive threatned to kill them once or twice.
Favorite town to chill in:  Dugan
Favorite ice cream: Chunky monkey
What's your bedtime? i dont know
Favorite shoes: i like shoes that fit. and dont require hard work to et them on.
Favorite perfume/cologne: victoria secret very sexy .
Favorite song(s): minor swing by django reindhart. 42' swing by barhely
brothers,  spanish guitar by the rosenberg trio, and the rent soundtrack
Favorite Movie:  i really like bend it like becham, and pieces of april right now. it changes from time to time
Favorite website: www.NakedMiddleAgeMen.Com
Favorite subject(s) in school: Health science tech
Least favorite subject(s): mrs. parkers class
Favorite sport to watch: professional pog players
Favorite sport to participate in: i dable
Most humiliating moment: i had a mullit for a day
Craziest person or silliest person you know: roy st.john
Most famous person you know or met: monorom tim
Favorite holiday:joey's birthday
What do you look for in the opposite sex? a vagina
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you and be sure to send to them: chris, i dream about you every night. it will either creep you out or warm your heart. ill be waiting
Best advice ever given to you: do like dad and not like sis. lift the lid before you piss
Best advice you have to give: LIVE WITH PASSION
Favorite thing(s) to wear: nakedness
Favorite thing(s) to do: get naked
Collections:  i have a chris cable hair doll
Special skill or talent: i can make anyone laugh. except my arch nemisi. Roy St.John
Favorite cartoons: Top story.
Would you rather be short or tall?: Tall . 
Favorite Quote(s): "Relax"
Anything else you would like to mention: I will miss all of you. but do to my nature i will probably see only like 3 people ever again. well 4. you know who you are.